I hesitate to post this, but it is pretty darn funny.
We've been really struggling with keeping the kids in their beds. Yesterday, well, I won't go into details, but it involved two naked children, poop, all the wipes being removed from their container and a very upset Mommy and Daddy.
Anyway, these frustrations have led me to threaten spankings. Far more threat than actual action.
So I'm putting the kids to bed and I say, "What are the bedtime rules?". Gwennie, with her little sideways glance that is impossible to describe unless you've seen it, says, "We MUST stay in our beds, or you spanka butts". She then demonstrates by spanking her own butt. I was cracking up so bad, it was very hard for me not to just burst out laughing. She smiles, knowing just how cute and funny she is, then lays down. That girl... she is going to be able to talk herself out of anything as a teenager.